Aug 1, 2026 · 17 min · 9 segments
Tristan is moving, so the part of this week's episode will be played by this blooper episode. Theme Song: Refractory Period Logo: Ash Something Art
Oh, a note that I hadn't gone over yet, or I did go over it the last time I recorded things.
Um, yeah, how are they getting all that fast food in the machine thingy? Um-
Oh, um-
If it took place today, uh, that would be a very, very expensive DoorDash.
Uh, there, there's, uh, when- when they finally leave the forest, it's like, well, you have just collapsed the local DoorDash economy now.
[laughs]
Um...
I, I bet they tip really well.
I, I think they-
They better
...
they call the closest town-
They're asking me to come out to the middle of the woods?
Oh, God, that sounds like a trap.
[laughs] Now I'm just imagining some magical being in the Appalachian Mountains being like, "Uh, deliver here, human.
I am also a human." [laughs]
Oh, what is...
There is a, there was a horror, an episode of a horror anthology podcast.
Was it Ghost Wax? That was about that.
Yeah.
That was about, like, cryptids just ordering DoorDash and then-
And then eating the people who come to deliver it.
Yep.
Yeah, that seems like a thing cryptids would do if they figured out how to work-
So long as they're cryptid.
Oh, a note that I hadn't gone over yet, or I did go over it the last time I recorded things.
Um, yeah, how are they getting all that fast food in the machine thingy? Um-
Oh, um-
If it took place today, uh, that would be a very, very expensive DoorDash.
Uh, there, there's, uh, when- when they finally leave the forest, it's like, well, you have just collapsed the local DoorDash economy now.
[laughs]
Um...
I, I bet they tip really well.
I, I think they-
They better
...
they call the closest town-
They're asking me to come out to the middle of the woods?
Oh, God, that sounds like a trap.
[laughs] Now I'm just imagining some magical being in the Appalachian Mountains being like, "Uh, deliver here, human.
I am also a human." [laughs]
Oh, what is...
There is a, there was a horror, an episode of a horror anthology podcast.
Was it Ghost Wax? That was about that.
Yeah.
That was about, like, cryptids just ordering DoorDash and then-
And then eating the people who come to deliver it.
Yep.
Yeah, that seems like a thing cryptids would do if they figured out how to work-
So long as they're cryptid.
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