Aug 14, 2026 · 8 min · 6 segments
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Adam PercivalHostDavePanelistTylerPanelist
Sarah GandyHostWell, I was just sitting at the pokies, just minding my own business, having a good fun time.
It was a great time.
And then there was a couple of dodgy-looking people sitting next to me at the pokies.
Yeah.
And they looked at me, and they were like, oh, we've always been wondering, what was your name? I said, oh, I'm Dave.
And they said, oh, Dave, are you a cop? And I was like, nah, I'm not a cop.
And they were like, oh, okay, yep, sweet.
We just thought that you looked like a cop.
Like, okay.
And then just carried on on the pokies.
But I've just been thinking ever since, hey, look, why? Why me? Why? I don't look like a cop.
As soon as you told
Actually, no, I have got that quite a bit lately.
The old, are you a cop? At kindy, someone asked me to.
Was she four? No, it was one of the parents.
What
handcuffs in your pocket?

Are you a police officer? No, and I also think, like, you do go to the gym as well, so I'll give you, like, you've got quite broad shoulders.
Well, I was just sitting at the pokies, just minding my own business, having a good fun time.
It was a great time.
And then there was a couple of dodgy-looking people sitting next to me at the pokies.
Yeah.
And they looked at me, and they were like, oh, we've always been wondering, what was your name? I said, oh, I'm Dave.
And they said, oh, Dave, are you a cop? And I was like, nah, I'm not a cop.
And they were like, oh, okay, yep, sweet.
We just thought that you looked like a cop.
Like, okay.
And then just carried on on the pokies.
But I've just been thinking ever since, hey, look, why? Why me? Why? I don't look like a cop.
As soon as you told
Actually, no, I have got that quite a bit lately.
The old, are you a cop? At kindy, someone asked me to.
Was she four? No, it was one of the parents.
What
handcuffs in your pocket?

Are you a police officer? No, and I also think, like, you do go to the gym as well, so I'll give you, like, you've got quite broad shoulders.
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