Oct 22, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min · 11 segments
We’re back with another round of funny dive shop reviews. Come decompress with us as we laugh at people’s disastrous diveshops and roasting of the baguette man (true story). Sorry for the lateness…
All right.
So as you can tell by the title, we're continuing with the dive shop reviews because they're honestly funny.
They're funny as fuck.
So
why wouldn't we? Exactly.
They're super fun.
And we're going to bring them back.
And we found a bunch of secret dive shops that we are going to put on blast now.
Because, my God, have you got some pretty, like, bad reviews.
Genuinely.
Genuinely.
Okay, so starting off with our first one.
This review says, Don't go with them, even if desperate for side pen permits.
Damn.
Yikes.
Okay.
This person says they're a solo diver in their comment.
They say, I saw this place, has some average reviews, but went with them anyway because they were the only ones who had a Sipadan permit available.
I thought it wouldn't be so bad.
I'm a backpacker.
I can deal with average.
But that was a mistake.
My satapan experience got thoroughly ruined.
The staff were in no way apologetic.
My recommendation is to dive in another shop or not dive at all.
All right.
So as you can tell by the title, we're continuing with the dive shop reviews because they're honestly funny.
They're funny as fuck.
So
why wouldn't we? Exactly.
They're super fun.
And we're going to bring them back.
And we found a bunch of secret dive shops that we are going to put on blast now.
Because, my God, have you got some pretty, like, bad reviews.
Genuinely.
Genuinely.
Okay, so starting off with our first one.
This review says, Don't go with them, even if desperate for side pen permits.
Damn.
Yikes.
Okay.
This person says they're a solo diver in their comment.
They say, I saw this place, has some average reviews, but went with them anyway because they were the only ones who had a Sipadan permit available.
I thought it wouldn't be so bad.
I'm a backpacker.
I can deal with average.
But that was a mistake.
My satapan experience got thoroughly ruined.
The staff were in no way apologetic.
My recommendation is to dive in another shop or not dive at all.
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