River-Deep: A Riverdale Podcast
Sep 4, 2026 · 1 hr 23 min · 14 segments
We're back and we're excited for season 3! In the premiere episode, it's Labor Day weekend and Archie is on trial. Meanwhile, Betty's family is part of a cult, Veronica commits crimes to help Archie…
in real life? I think so.
I think so.
Because it's like right around when school starts, I think.
I
think it's like September 8th or something.
Wow.
Yeah, that's what everybody's saying.
That's what everybody's saying.
It's a huge holiday, apparently.
Yes, exactly.
Oh, period.
Anyway, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
It's been a minute, guys.
It has.
I think it's like kind of classy for us to take a little break in between seasons.
Very chic in the mirror.
Very.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We
were really revving up the anticipation.
Anticipation.
Exactly.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Timely.
Very timely.
Okay.
What a
terrible 48 hours.
Literally terrible.
Like back to back.
It was so strange.
Oh my gosh.
odd i was literally
seeing time warp in the like i was singing it to myself and then an hour later i was like
what it's so weird because i was talking about rocky horror with my mom like the night before what
are the odds
to be fair it's because we were talking about kevin mckayle being in
rocky hoarder yeah horror yeah
all of this timing all this timing
crazy uh cory his forever brad shoot me anyways sorry Anyways, okay, what are the fast facts for this episode? What do we got going on?
We're not going to talk about emails today.
Sorry.
It's 12 a.m.
Sorry.
We'll do that next time.
We're just trying to get an episode out.
Here, damn ass episode.
Here, damn ass episode.
That's kind of what this episode felt like, though.
To be fair, yeah, in a sense.
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in real life? I think so.
I think so.
Because it's like right around when school starts, I think.
I
think it's like September 8th or something.
Wow.
Yeah, that's what everybody's saying.
That's what everybody's saying.
It's a huge holiday, apparently.
Yes, exactly.
Oh, period.
Anyway, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
It's been a minute, guys.
It has.
I think it's like kind of classy for us to take a little break in between seasons.
Very chic in the mirror.
Very.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We
were really revving up the anticipation.
Anticipation.
Exactly.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Timely.
Very timely.
Okay.
What a
terrible 48 hours.
Literally terrible.
Like back to back.
It was so strange.
Oh my gosh.
odd i was literally
seeing time warp in the like i was singing it to myself and then an hour later i was like
what it's so weird because i was talking about rocky horror with my mom like the night before what
are the odds
to be fair it's because we were talking about kevin mckayle being in
rocky hoarder yeah horror yeah
all of this timing all this timing
crazy uh cory his forever brad shoot me anyways sorry Anyways, okay, what are the fast facts for this episode? What do we got going on?
We're not going to talk about emails today.
Sorry.
It's 12 a.m.
Sorry.
We'll do that next time.
We're just trying to get an episode out.
Here, damn ass episode.
Here, damn ass episode.
That's kind of what this episode felt like, though.
To be fair, yeah, in a sense.
