The Rotting in Bed National Anthem | EP 251

[electronic music] This is a HeadGum podcast.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Bro, that's a tall bag, too.

And that's all me.

[laughs]

[laughs] [beep] I had nothing else to do but this.

[laughs]

I know you're like, "You got it?" [laughs]

The Water Show, episode 251.

You know what it is, man.

It's your goddamn boy, man, Jermaine.

I'm in the building, dog.

Amen.

B-Baby Chad in the building.

Yo, I got a braid up right after this, man.

B-Shawn Sebastian in the building.

It's your boy.

I think we really done it, man.

We managed to scrape up the perfect blend of hard-hitting topics that no other podcasts are touching.

Being born with a wack nickname.

Piercing a baby's ear.

Shaving yourself down as a man.

Pointy sideburns are extinct.

Saying extinct wrong for your whole life.

The 360 All Star haircut mirror.

Falling asleep in blockbuster smash hits.

When you get a keloid.

Never having Arby's in your life.

The soundtrack to rotting in your house.

Eating a glizzy tad.

Being photographed by your Uber Eats man.

When your headlights is on.

When a dog gets picked up by the neck for the first time.

Rabies.

What about the Patreon, Jerry? Akon in a bubble.

People just used to hand you Orbeez for no reason.

Winning the lottery, but having to smile with a check in the newspaper.

Video game graphics can't get any better.

And of course, man, how we mutually landed on fading the sides.

Man, you know what it is, man.

You know what's good for us, man.

Good old thumbs up, man.

B-Baby m- m- you may look into the Patreon a little bit.

Sorry.

It's all good.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

It's all good.

Extended episode on the Patreon, man.

Yep.

Thank you for rocking with us, man.

Enjoy the episode.

Amen.

251.

[electronic music] This is a HeadGum podcast.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Bro, that's a tall bag, too.

And that's all me.

[laughs]

[laughs] [beep] I had nothing else to do but this.

[laughs]

I know you're like, "You got it?" [laughs]

The Water Show, episode 251.

You know what it is, man.

It's your goddamn boy, man, Jermaine.

I'm in the building, dog.

Amen.

B-Baby Chad in the building.

Yo, I got a braid up right after this, man.

B-Shawn Sebastian in the building.

It's your boy.

I think we really done it, man.

We managed to scrape up the perfect blend of hard-hitting topics that no other podcasts are touching.

Being born with a wack nickname.

Piercing a baby's ear.

Shaving yourself down as a man.

Pointy sideburns are extinct.

Saying extinct wrong for your whole life.

The 360 All Star haircut mirror.

Falling asleep in blockbuster smash hits.

When you get a keloid.

Never having Arby's in your life.

The soundtrack to rotting in your house.

Eating a glizzy tad.

Being photographed by your Uber Eats man.

When your headlights is on.

When a dog gets picked up by the neck for the first time.

Rabies.

What about the Patreon, Jerry? Akon in a bubble.

People just used to hand you Orbeez for no reason.

Winning the lottery, but having to smile with a check in the newspaper.

Video game graphics can't get any better.

And of course, man, how we mutually landed on fading the sides.

Man, you know what it is, man.

You know what's good for us, man.

Good old thumbs up, man.

B-Baby m- m- you may look into the Patreon a little bit.

Sorry.

It's all good.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

It's all good.

Extended episode on the Patreon, man.

Yep.

Thank you for rocking with us, man.

Enjoy the episode.

Amen.

251.