Clown in a Cornfield (aka The Whole Damn Country's a Clown Church) w/ Bronwyn Kelly-Seigh, Joe Corallo, and Adam and Brent of Homo Superior

So we start with Quinn and her father, who are just moving from Philadelphia to Kettle Springs, an aging Midwestern town that was put on the map by Bay Penn Corn Syrup, a national brand, we're told, that is represented by a clown named Frendo.

Okay, I'm going to stop you right there, though, because in Ben's absence, I feel the need to inject the chaos.

And you said that this wasn't going to show up on the sort of LGBTQ kind of radar until about three quarters of the way through the movie, but you missed the by lighting on the protagonist side.

symbol at the beginning of the movie, which I literally wrote down in my notes and was like, nice.

I was also going to say, there's a bit that you're going to get into in the classroom with the teacher shenanigans.

And at first I was like, is this why? How about in the

1990s and the lesbians kissing and they didn't die.

Yeah.

that's the 1990s and it's like done very shock value-y for the kissing and i'm like is this a katie perry video is this yeah

that's how i

i don't know i was in the 90s that looked very familiar to me

i mean me too but you know i i was exploring but i wasn't committing i

thought this was obviously a queer film you know because of the clown

I mean, right? The clown did have squeaky shoes.

Yeah.

So like that's probably one of the most like outfit conscious clowns that we have.

The hints were

right there, right from the very beginning.

You know, I wonder though, like it's hard to sneak up on people.

Can they turn their squeakies off?

I think they must have.

They must have because there was a lot of sneaking.

Yeah.

That's a lot of clown to sneak around.

The detachable sneak action, I feel like, is a much sought-after feature in most clown shoe buying experiences.