John PajakHostA quick disclaimer before we get started.
Some of the customer service techniques you're about to hear are absolutely not recommended.
We're taking a few liberties and exaggerating things for comedic effect to make a larger point about running a business.
So please use common sense.
If you decide to answer your business phone with, "Yeah, what do you want?" and it all goes horribly wrong, that's on you.
Adopt this behavior at your own folly.
All right, let's roll the tape.
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A quick disclaimer before we get started.
Some of the customer service techniques you're about to hear are absolutely not recommended.
We're taking a few liberties and exaggerating things for comedic effect to make a larger point about running a business.
So please use common sense.
If you decide to answer your business phone with, "Yeah, what do you want?" and it all goes horribly wrong, that's on you.
Adopt this behavior at your own folly.
All right, let's roll the tape.