Professor Melissa's Cruise Pod
Jun 22, 2026 · 15 min · 7 segments
Alright, let's start with the baseline because it's the whole reason that this question matters.
The free side of Coco Cay, it's not just scraps that they throw at you while the paying guests are having the real fun.
Your cruise fare when you take a Royal Caribbean cruise already covers, at perfect day, multiple beaches, they're all great, from the calm shallow water at Chill Island to the more active stretch at South Beach plus Oasis Lagoon, one of the largest freshwater pools in the Caribbean with its own swim up bar right in the middle of it.
You get access to free free loungers, free umbrellas, they have tram service, they have amazing all-you-can-eat food at all these grills and all these snack shacks.
And the snack shack brownies are honestly better than they have any right to be.
But one thing a lot of people don't realize is that your Royal Caribbean drink package actually works on the island like it does on the ship.
There's no island surcharge tacked on.
And that's a real perk here.
Now, is it busy? Yes, it can be.
There's pros and cons to cruising to a perfect day at Coco Cay.
I have a whole video and port guide about it.
I'll drop the links below if you want to check that out.
And this can especially be the case when there are two ships in port, especially when there are the mega ships like Icon or Star of the Seas, and you've got 10,000 people sharing the sand.
Now, I personally hate crowds, so my move is simple here.
I always walk a little farther or take the tram out to one of the quieter beaches, and the crowd problem mostly solves itself because cruisers tend to congregate around those areas close to the end of the pier.
So for most people, this is a complete and genuinely good beach day.
The paid zones are not there to fix a bad free experience, but they exist to sell you a different kind of day.
And that's the lens that you kind of have to judge them through.
Alright, let's start with the baseline because it's the whole reason that this question matters.
The free side of Coco Cay, it's not just scraps that they throw at you while the paying guests are having the real fun.
Your cruise fare when you take a Royal Caribbean cruise already covers, at perfect day, multiple beaches, they're all great, from the calm shallow water at Chill Island to the more active stretch at South Beach plus Oasis Lagoon, one of the largest freshwater pools in the Caribbean with its own swim up bar right in the middle of it.
You get access to free free loungers, free umbrellas, they have tram service, they have amazing all-you-can-eat food at all these grills and all these snack shacks.
And the snack shack brownies are honestly better than they have any right to be.
But one thing a lot of people don't realize is that your Royal Caribbean drink package actually works on the island like it does on the ship.
There's no island surcharge tacked on.
And that's a real perk here.
Now, is it busy? Yes, it can be.
There's pros and cons to cruising to a perfect day at Coco Cay.
I have a whole video and port guide about it.
I'll drop the links below if you want to check that out.
And this can especially be the case when there are two ships in port, especially when there are the mega ships like Icon or Star of the Seas, and you've got 10,000 people sharing the sand.
Now, I personally hate crowds, so my move is simple here.
I always walk a little farther or take the tram out to one of the quieter beaches, and the crowd problem mostly solves itself because cruisers tend to congregate around those areas close to the end of the pier.
So for most people, this is a complete and genuinely good beach day.
The paid zones are not there to fix a bad free experience, but they exist to sell you a different kind of day.
And that's the lens that you kind of have to judge them through.
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