Do You Remember Saying This?

Just a little nasally, but we are going to be reading some of y'all's Pretty Not Smart moments before we start this episode.

Okay, Yotzi, I have a few right here, so you just tell me when to stop, and when you tell me to stop-

Stop.

Bye.

No, no, no.

Okay.

[blows raspberry]

[laughs]

This one says, "When I was in high school, I was walking to my next class and I saw my ex walking towards me-

[gasps]

... or so I thought.

And he was waving and I waved back, and then I realized it wasn't for me when he just walked past me and I felt so dumb and embarrassed and I walked away so fast." [laughs] Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

I hate those moments.

Not the ex, especially 'cause it's the ex.

I'm gonna read another one.

This one was also funny.

I, like, skimmed through it really fast.

Okay.

Um, [clears throat] this one says, "Hey, you guys.

Love you.

So my story is I was at work creating an account for a person.

He also wanted me to create an account for his twins.

He provided me with the birthday of one twin, and my dumb ass asked him, 'What's the other twin's birthday?' And then [laughs] he just laughed and said, 'It's the same as the first twin.'"

[laughs]