My Dog Locked Me Out of the House

No, we went to – that date for you sounds like quite the odyssey.

Come on.

We went to the movie The Odyssey.

And Matt Damon, first of all, is older than me and is 160 pounds.

I don't know that you should do that, but he looked great.

How old is he? I don't know, maybe 54 or something like that.

Okay.

But like 160 pounds to me, I remember in my adult life, I got down to 159 pounds, which is the same.

Okay.

And I just looked as sick as you could look.

Like I looked, is it gaunt? Gaunt, yeah.

Yeah, I

think it does stuff.

I mean, haven't people been talking about this with Ozempic where people's faces start to look much older more quickly because they lose a bunch of volume in their face they used to have and that skin doesn't have time to make that adjustment.

That was my mom's.

Her advocacy for cookies and treats was nature's Botox.

Just keeps my cheeks out.

Yeah, that is very true.

I mean, it's like a flaccid penis.

A lot more wrinkles than – right? Yeah.

If you have wrinkles in your boner, it's time to check your testosterone.

But yeah, so, but he didn't look that old, did he? I mean, I guess he looked older.

I mean, we had just watched Jason Bourne, but that's shit.

That's 25 years ago.

He's