Dating Advice to Save Your Life

Hey, I'm here with some dating advice for you.

You probably shouldn't do it because you aren't smart enough.

If nothing goes your way in one week, cut it off.

giving your ass a week to show me something.

Baby, you have one shot at greatness.

No do-overs, no second date.

We aren't meeting family and friends.

No, I'm barely cool with you.

Feel blessed that you made it this far.

The love of your life isn't waiting for five months into the relationship to show up.

Poof, there he is.

Don't call your friends and talk about him.

Talk to him because all they hear is, wow, I can't believe my friend is so sucked into this loser.

If you ditch all your friends and abandon everything for that person, that is not the right person.

You owe me a lot of money.

I save you a lot of time.