Welcome to Petty Cases with Willie Simon and Steve Furey

If you've been in an argument with your friends and you don't know who's right, call your favorite attorneys, Willie and Steve, at Petty Cases.

Are you innocent or faultless? Above reproach? Call us at Petty Cases.

You'll be connected to us legal giants.

And we'll tell you if you're in the right.

And you probably are.

Family reunion gone sour? Who gives a fuck about a family? You're all that matters.

Roommate lording over the AC unit? Beat me over the head and call me Junior Zaya.

What are you, bloated? Club foot? Leaky eye? Spotted balding patches? Armpit hair? Too long? Kinda ugly? You don't need attorneys.

You need a man with a bomb strapped to his chest and an ideology he's willing to die for.

I got your back.

I don't care what you did.

Call me.

Email me.

Slack me.

Did a coworker steal your sandwich? Did they shush you? You hit me up, and we'll eat via signal.

And there's no trace.

And we'll deal with it how we know best.

We'll even say how much your case is worth.

5, 100, 2650.

Some cases go all the way to the top.

These go all the way to the bottom.

You need to submit your case to the email on the screen below.

Check out Petty Cases with me, Willy Simon, and my good friend Steve Fury here at the Friday Beers Network.

Petty Cases premieres Tuesday, September 22nd on YouTube and wherever else you get your podcasts with new cases every Tuesday with some of the biggest guests in the world.