Aug 24, 2026 · 41 min · 12 segments
The Penny Men complete their descent into the armored madness of Iron Man’s rogues gallery with a journey through communist unicorns, mafia counts, microwave men, giant robots in loincloths, and…
Yes.
Did you talk about Unicorn? The Unicorn was a guy that worked for the Russians.
I think it was another guy that was sent to re-get the Crimson Dynamo suit.
But he has a helmet that shoots a laser out of it, like a really powerful laser out of its forehead.
So he has a horn.
He's a unicorn.
Yeah.
he was kind of the star scream in that group he's like waiting for his chance eventually he goes insane and becomes obsessed with the titanium man he's just like yes yes he's the greatest I have to follow him so like titanium man is flying away from being defeated by Iron Man he just goes over the ocean and he's like wait master wait for me so he like follows him into the ocean and drowns himself aww I like the unicorn I'm sure he'll get better I didn't like the unicorn Not even in the X-Men? Yeah, but when the other guys on the team were Plant Man and the Porcupine.
What was the other guy? The Eel?
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah.
It was a sneaky, stinking son of a jackal.
No, he's a rich European guy with a monocle.
Duh.
He owns a lot of devices, and he's kind of a Dr. Doomlight.
Eventually, he gets a little more focused on Iron Man specifically.
He runs a branch of the Marvel Mafia, Magia, which also has branches run by Silvermane and Hammerhead and Madam Mask.
Yeah, well, I'm getting her.
And eventually he takes Whirlwind, Power Man, and Living Laser and then tricks them into letting him steal their powers.
So he can fly, has super strength, create whirlwinds, and shoot lasers out of his hands.
Even though...
Whirlwind's a mutant, by the way.
It's your pick on that.
See, I wonder.
There must have been some in there.
Living Laser's a guy who has lasers on him.
And then Power Man got his powers from...
What's
Oh, yes.
Sorry, I get myself confused sometimes.
I hope that's not happening again.
He
has ionic powers.
Yeah.
There's this woman who starts hanging out with...
ionizes things
never stands i mean he does but he sits a lot better
he does better than yeah like he stands okay about average maybe even above average but But that's
not what he's known for.
That's not where his strengths lay.
Stand okay.
Sit
well.
He was a HYDRA double agent.
I don't forgive them for that.
Well, yeah, they become friends with Whitney.
And even though she was like, oh my father's a super villain she was like yeah but he was still my father and killed him so she puts on a mask mask whip a mask you yeah and you know a mask way away you know spandex outfit and she's like I'm gonna kill Iron Man so she takes over Magia and she wages a one woman war against the man she used to love or one of them the man
I used to love sounds like a James Bond movie Man, I had to kill to die another time.
I killed a man I love.
Killed a
man in Reno just to watch him die.
There
you go.
Iron Man
has a decent female villain.
Okay.
At
least now we know he hits girls.
They put in hypnotica.
Okay, yeah.
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