Sep 16, 2026 · 29 min · 15 segments
Goliath is crowned king over a strange mob of ruthless and hopeless people trapped in Shadow Valley by their sinfulness. An attempt to show mercy causes the king’s enemies to seek to kill him and…
Previously on Paws and Tails, my kingdom consisted entirely of criminals, murderers, and deserters.
I am Dr. Labock.
May I take a look at your wound? How do I know that you...
You are in great pain, aren't you? It's sucking the life out of
me.
Are you
fighting it? I'm fighting everything all the time.
There is
something very special about you.
Smith? Is that your first name?
No, Cayenne Smith.
Really? Hmm.
Pretty spicy name.
That's why I go by Smit.
Sorry.
You are accused of physically attacking the person of the Ministry of Finance, Madam Screen.
I did punch her in the eye, I admit that, but only after she cheated me out of my land.
She lied, and then she stole everything I own.
You have been convicted, and I condemn you to your punishment.
Which is?
They are going to kill me.
Smit, the shoemaker.
As king of Shadow Valley, I pardon you.
Sire.
And I fine Minister Squeen all of her lands and possessions.
Previously on Paws and Tails, my kingdom consisted entirely of criminals, murderers, and deserters.
I am Dr. Labock.
May I take a look at your wound? How do I know that you...
You are in great pain, aren't you? It's sucking the life out of
me.
Are you
fighting it? I'm fighting everything all the time.
There is
something very special about you.
Smith? Is that your first name?
No, Cayenne Smith.
Really? Hmm.
Pretty spicy name.
That's why I go by Smit.
Sorry.
You are accused of physically attacking the person of the Ministry of Finance, Madam Screen.
I did punch her in the eye, I admit that, but only after she cheated me out of my land.
She lied, and then she stole everything I own.
You have been convicted, and I condemn you to your punishment.
Which is?
They are going to kill me.
Smit, the shoemaker.
As king of Shadow Valley, I pardon you.
Sire.
And I fine Minister Squeen all of her lands and possessions.
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