We let the monkey go-
And he sliced me into ribbons
No one can tell a story quite like old Captain Gus
... and knocked him right in the water.
[laughs]
Hooray.
Whoa.
Do you have another?
Oh, you know what? I've been telling stories for 60, 65 years now.
I think that was my last one.
[laughs] I just ran out.
Gus.
Oh, come on, Gus.
We want another one.
Well, let me think here.
[laughs] All right.
Once there was a soldier in the army of Israel.
The nation of Israel had just come into the Promised Land after traveling in the desert for 40 years.
Wow.
Bet they were pooped.
Ned.
Well, the first thing the Lord told them to do was to utterly destroy the toughest city in the land, Jericho.
The Lord told them that he would bring the walls down, but then they'd need to go in and finish the job.
We let the monkey go-
And he sliced me into ribbons
No one can tell a story quite like old Captain Gus
... and knocked him right in the water.
[laughs]
Hooray.
Whoa.
Do you have another?
Oh, you know what? I've been telling stories for 60, 65 years now.
I think that was my last one.
[laughs] I just ran out.
Gus.
Oh, come on, Gus.
We want another one.
Well, let me think here.
[laughs] All right.
Once there was a soldier in the army of Israel.
The nation of Israel had just come into the Promised Land after traveling in the desert for 40 years.
Wow.
Bet they were pooped.
Ned.
Well, the first thing the Lord told them to do was to utterly destroy the toughest city in the land, Jericho.
The Lord told them that he would bring the walls down, but then they'd need to go in and finish the job.
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