Tez Ilyas

I technically have to call it a podcast, not a budcast.

Mm.

Serious now.

Because these are questions that people don't wanna be asked.

Okay.

Okay.

Right.

So you've given us a selection of questions that you'd rather not be asked.

Mm.

You'd rather not be asked what your parents thought about you doing comedy.

Oh, so boring.

So my first question is, what did your parents think about you doing comedy?

Oh, man, this is the thing about doing this job.

Whenever you meet new people, you know this, Paul.

When you nee- when you meet [laughs] new people, they always ask you the same three questions.

Mm.

Is it hard? Have you ever had a bad gig?

Mm.

What does mommy and daddy think about you doing comedy? And you're like, why, why, why are we doing a podcast? There's no mics.

We just, we just, you just met me, innit? Take a picture and say hello and ask me how my day is, and I'll ask you how da- your day is, then we can go and live our lives.

Mm, yeah.

Why are we doing a, why are we doing a street interview-

I know

... without cameras and microphones?

Street interviews are the big thing right now.