Sep 30, 2026 · 18 min · 11 segments
Remember, Loyal Policy- in the service of the Company, all work is noble. HartLife has invested in you, and so you must invest your thoughts, labor, and even your life back into the corporate good…
Then the mole said, I reckon I could plug that hole for you, but I haven't got a work order.
Ha ha ha.
Good one, Chesley.
Cam, you can call me Chess.
And you know, shift would go faster if you laughed at the jokes.
You can call me Cameron, Chesley.
And shift would go faster if, one, the jokes weren't any good.
And two, our team wasn't always passing out.
Founders again? You'd think we were asking them to do something hard, like sit for the entrance exam.
Hey! Policy! Hello? Face down policy! You're currently using your break time, I'll have you know! Only three minutes of those allotted.
Cameron?
Hey! Wait! Yeesh.
Just look at this guy.
Is he dead? Is
he okay? Archie,
hold my cane.
I'll need two hands to carry this cobbler.
He's fine.
You just need something to eat, don't you? Aw,
come on, Cameron.
Those are your dried apple bars.
They're the company's dried apple bars, and I'm using it to fuel the company's assets.
Speaking of which...
Hey! Those are my dried apple bars!
Go on.
Then the mole said, I reckon I could plug that hole for you, but I haven't got a work order.
Ha ha ha.
Good one, Chesley.
Cam, you can call me Chess.
And you know, shift would go faster if you laughed at the jokes.
You can call me Cameron, Chesley.
And shift would go faster if, one, the jokes weren't any good.
And two, our team wasn't always passing out.
Founders again? You'd think we were asking them to do something hard, like sit for the entrance exam.
Hey! Policy! Hello? Face down policy! You're currently using your break time, I'll have you know! Only three minutes of those allotted.
Cameron?
Hey! Wait! Yeesh.
Just look at this guy.
Is he dead? Is
he okay? Archie,
hold my cane.
I'll need two hands to carry this cobbler.
He's fine.
You just need something to eat, don't you? Aw,
come on, Cameron.
Those are your dried apple bars.
They're the company's dried apple bars, and I'm using it to fuel the company's assets.
Speaking of which...
Hey! Those are my dried apple bars!
Go on.
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