Aug 9, 2026 · 1 hr 13 min · 14 segments
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What kind of information do you need?
That is an interesting question.
I do not have the answer readily available.
Please hold while I address my database.
Your database? Yes,
my database.
This is the most complete collection of knowledge known to man.
That's an incomplete encyclopedia set.
I do not understand your meaning.
How... it's...
How can it be a complete collection of knowledge if all you have is... 14 books? Wait, no.
Thetic, you have 14 copies of the same book.
What the hell are you going to do with 14 copies of the encyclopedia volumes L through Z? What could you possibly learn from that?
Well, there's a non-zero chance that the use of lemon juice could precipitate the creation of a portal, and a small chance that said portal could open up a Zimbabwe infected with zombies brought on by tainted zinc.
I...
What...
What if I helped you?
Ah, that is another excellent question for which I do not currently have an answer for.
Let me consult the database.
As you wish.
What if I gave you information? Like, what if I described the Oracle to you? Would that work?
It is a possibility.
Though, well, deviations might be disastrous.
Good, alright.
What kind of information do you need?
That is an interesting question.
I do not have the answer readily available.
Please hold while I address my database.
Your database? Yes,
my database.
This is the most complete collection of knowledge known to man.
That's an incomplete encyclopedia set.
I do not understand your meaning.
How... it's...
How can it be a complete collection of knowledge if all you have is... 14 books? Wait, no.
Thetic, you have 14 copies of the same book.
What the hell are you going to do with 14 copies of the encyclopedia volumes L through Z? What could you possibly learn from that?
Well, there's a non-zero chance that the use of lemon juice could precipitate the creation of a portal, and a small chance that said portal could open up a Zimbabwe infected with zombies brought on by tainted zinc.
I...
What...
What if I helped you?
Ah, that is another excellent question for which I do not currently have an answer for.
Let me consult the database.
As you wish.
What if I gave you information? Like, what if I described the Oracle to you? Would that work?
It is a possibility.
Though, well, deviations might be disastrous.
Good, alright.
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