Tom BatesGuestAlex SmithGuest[pickaxe clatters] Pickaxe.
[drum music] Queen Carvania stood haloed by the morning sun.
An army hung on her every word.
My champions, I have sold my chariot on Carvana.
'Twas a lovely SUV, an inexplicably queenly offer.
They're even coming to the castle to collect it.
Tonight we feast.
[cheers] An offer you can feast on.
Sell your car today on Carvana.
Pickup fees may apply.
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