Jun 2, 2026 · 1 hr 11 min · 10 segments
The wives plan a pilgrimage cross-country to Nauvoo, Illinois, the birthplace of American polygamy. But the three-day road trip turns into much more than they bargained for as tempers start to flair…
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Let me call you sweetheart.
I'm in love with you.
What does the nanny do?
Okay, so we're done? Goodbye.
[beep] you.
Shut it off.
Do not twist my words.
Do not make me a victim, sweetie.
Just look at the mountain.
That's what you saw that day.
Just a knife in the kidneys over all these years, and the sacrifices that I made to love you.
Let me call you sweetheart.
I'm in love with you.
Buckle your seat belts, everybody.
We are going on an adventure like you haven't seen or heard since we all died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
[laughs]
Four score and 70 years ago on the Dysentery Trail.
Yeah, it is almost like we're going back in time.
[laughs]
I mean...
And it's just as made up as, uh, that computer game.
Yeah, it's a journey, and it is definitely made up.
[laughs]
Come with us now as we take a journey into season five, episode seven of Sister Wives.
The episode is titled Polygamist Pilgrimage into the Past, and I said that without even fucking it up.
No.
[laughs]
That was just glorious.
We'll see how long that lasts.
[laughs]
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Let me call you sweetheart.
I'm in love with you.
What does the nanny do?
Okay, so we're done? Goodbye.
[beep] you.
Shut it off.
Do not twist my words.
Do not make me a victim, sweetie.
Just look at the mountain.
That's what you saw that day.
Just a knife in the kidneys over all these years, and the sacrifices that I made to love you.
Let me call you sweetheart.
I'm in love with you.
Buckle your seat belts, everybody.
We are going on an adventure like you haven't seen or heard since we all died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
[laughs]
Four score and 70 years ago on the Dysentery Trail.
Yeah, it is almost like we're going back in time.
[laughs]
I mean...
And it's just as made up as, uh, that computer game.
Yeah, it's a journey, and it is definitely made up.
[laughs]
Come with us now as we take a journey into season five, episode seven of Sister Wives.
The episode is titled Polygamist Pilgrimage into the Past, and I said that without even fucking it up.
No.
[laughs]
That was just glorious.
We'll see how long that lasts.
[laughs]