The Pirates of Penzance

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

And I'm all out of bubblegum.

We have such sights to show you.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man.

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

Check out the big brain on bread.

I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

I am

big.

It's the pictures that got small.

Oh! Yeah.

My least favorite way of taking in a story.

A musical.

It's actually not a musical.

It is an operetta.

There is a difference.

And we will talk about it.

No, don't.

Shut up.

And we will talk about it.

It's not technically irrelevant.

It matters.

It matters.

I said it's technical and irrelevant.

Whatever.

Your negative attitude is really bringing the mood down.

You should really be more open-minded.

Look, I'm going to watch it.

You have to watch it.

No one can ask for more than that.

We said Carl mentioned that we should have a little sigh jar, so every time Matt sighs, we could throw some money in there.

I thought maybe we could do a shot, but we'd be dead.

I

could drive

home.