Marriage Bites! With Mike and Jess
Sep 23, 2026 · 45 min · 9 segments
Applebee’s put a bacon cheeseburger inside a crunchy wonton taco, so naturally Mike and Jess had to try it. Did the mashup work, or should burgers and tacos stay in their own lanes? They also mourn…
Bench cut start.
Please don't say you
don't.
One for hydration.
One for caffeine and one for fun.
What would be your three ultimate? Does it matter? Could be alcohol, could not be like three ultimate beverages.
So for hydration, Coors Light.
No, water.
Just straight water.
Not a Gatorade, Gatorade Zero, electrolyte.
Yeah, probably just water.
I do like Gatorade Zero, but I'm not obsessed with it.
Okay.
I don't crave it.
This is your elite three.
This is good.
Where did you steal this from? Dill Boys.
Of course you did.
But it was an audience.
So
I've been listening to a lot of their live podcasts, and it was an audience question.
What was the second one?
Caffeine.
Caffeine coffee.
How would you take it?
Bench cut start.
Please don't say you
don't.
One for hydration.
One for caffeine and one for fun.
What would be your three ultimate? Does it matter? Could be alcohol, could not be like three ultimate beverages.
So for hydration, Coors Light.
No, water.
Just straight water.
Not a Gatorade, Gatorade Zero, electrolyte.
Yeah, probably just water.
I do like Gatorade Zero, but I'm not obsessed with it.
Okay.
I don't crave it.
This is your elite three.
This is good.
Where did you steal this from? Dill Boys.
Of course you did.
But it was an audience.
So
I've been listening to a lot of their live podcasts, and it was an audience question.
What was the second one?
Caffeine.
Caffeine coffee.
How would you take it?
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