EXTRA LUSH: Cows are very big animals...

Hiya.

This is a message for Joanna, obviously.

Um, right, I've just been out on a run, and I was downloading podcasts to, um, listen to, and I love listening to yours.

And I have go- gone from the start, so I'm not at the new ones yet.

And I was just- went to download the one I was at, but I saw your most recent one that said your daughter's been growing maggots in her bedroom.

And I was like, "Oh my God, I need to dow- download this and listen to this," 'cause I can't believe it.

I honestly cannot believe it.

Um, so, um, [laughs] so right, anyway [laughs]

[laughs]

I've got a 10-year-old daughter, um, who also has a waste paper basket under her desk.

And about three weeks ago she was getting ready to go to a birthday party, but I was like, "Look, cl- tidy your room.

Tidy your room.

It's a pigsty.

Get it done." Um, she obviously didn't get it done in time, and she was out at the party anyway.

Uh, so I was like, "Right, I'll go in and finish it off," and was tidying up, and in her waste paper bin that was full of paper, obviously, just like your story, um, I was just throwing it all into a bin bag and, like, picked up a bit of paper and, ooh, oh my God, like, well, like rotten fruit and-

[gasps]

... um, all these maggots, and it was disgusting.

And it smelt like...

Yeah, it was just horrendous, and I was questioning my life choices and my parenting.

[laughs]

And it was disgusting, and thank God she wasn't, um, she wasn't in, so, uh, she- I didn't tell her off maybe [laughs] as much 'cause I was...

She was out for me not to tell her off.

So, like, I'm a- thought I'd cool down, and I was like, "Right, okay, um, that's all right.

We've sorted it." Um, you think.

You think that's the end.