Jun 7, 2026 · 2 hr 14 min · 12 segments
Here, queer, and supplying 12 y/o girl drama! JC follows Aria, Spencer, Emily, and Hannah as they get abused all around this town. JC really lets his Fast and Furious freak flag fly while Chloe is…
I'm sorry, what?
I've read hundreds of novels in
my head.
Wow!
Welcome to Paradise.
Quidditcher! Hello, it's me, Chloe.
And I'm JC.
And we're here.
We're back.
It's a JC episode.
We're going to be serving teen girl drama realness.
Teen girl drama realness.
We're
going to be serving...
Who's that bitch again? I don't remember her name.
I
don't know who you're talking about.
We're going to be serving...
I think it's the one that has the traumatizing backstory.
Oh, wait.
That's all of them.
All of them.
Yeah, that's all of them.
Yeah, it's all of them.
Kind of.
And it's the second one.
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