Jun 11, 2026 · 39 min · 11 segments
A little over a month ago, JC and I were in Baltimore for the second MonsterErotica Book Con, and we had some big learnings. The epics highs and lowest of our con prep are all laid out bare along with…
What's up, everybody? It's Chloe.
It's not.
It's a lie.
It's Chloe.
My name is Chloe.
I'm so mean to my husband.
What? No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
You're really
nice.
You're really nice, and you put up with a lot.
This
is literature I put up with so much from my bitch husband, JC.
Not a bitch,
just like a rage baiter.
A
rage baiter? Girl.
My husband, JC, is not a rage baiter.
jc's a rage baiter uh anyway uh and this
is clitorature
this is clitorature this is a clitorature bonus episode though so it's
on that bonus shit
it's on that bonus shit it's coming out at a random
latin for good
girl stop interrupting me uh it's coming out at a random time uh because as you might have seen uh on my sweet sweet insta with i think we're up to 14 followers now We were at Monster Erotica Book Con this past weekend, so I was not able to edit the episode and be the girl boss of the pod.
Yeah, and JC can't be a girl boss.
JC cannot be a girl boss.
No.
I have to specify now that I'm actually JC, just in case this is the first episode you've ever heard in life.
Okay, so...
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