Jul 11, 2026 · 19 min · 13 segments
Maya's fed up. Every time she's told to put her screen down and go read or draw, her dad's sitting right beside her... scrolling through Instagram! Is that fair? It's a classic case of "do as I say…
Sorry.
Five minutes until-
Sorry
... court starts with Judge Bex.
Sorry.
Sorry, I had to get a Kit Kat one sec.
Ugh.
Okay.
[clears throat] Okay.
Right.
Case two today, Thomas wants to buy an Xbox with his own money, but mom isn't convinced.
Case one, though, we're gonna start with this one.
Mya is being told to get off her screen and spend more time reading or drawing.
The problem, Dad is sitting in the very same room on his screen.
Lauren, get yourself in the toilet, okay? And quickly sort yourself out.
You smell from all that running.
[laughs]
Get some deodorant on.
[gavel banging]
Sorry.
Five minutes until-
Sorry
... court starts with Judge Bex.
Sorry.
Sorry, I had to get a Kit Kat one sec.
Ugh.
Okay.
[clears throat] Okay.
Right.
Case two today, Thomas wants to buy an Xbox with his own money, but mom isn't convinced.
Case one, though, we're gonna start with this one.
Mya is being told to get off her screen and spend more time reading or drawing.
The problem, Dad is sitting in the very same room on his screen.
Lauren, get yourself in the toilet, okay? And quickly sort yourself out.
You smell from all that running.
[laughs]
Get some deodorant on.
[gavel banging]
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