Aug 23, 2026 · 26 min · 13 segments
Court reporters Lauren and Connor are outside the courtroom and have decided the Judge Bex podcast is now officially the biggest in the whole entire world. Bold claim. Two cases to back it up…
Oh, what case would Judge Bex have?
Order in the courtroom.
Uh, in the case of the case with Evie and Matt, this is quite tricky.
Um, Evie is a bookworm like I am, so of course I'm a little bit more biased towards Evie, obviously.
But I feel like we should have some, uh, some parameters here.
So first of all, Evie, I think you've gotta earn that case.
So I need you to go to the supermarket with your dad next time and be in charge of the trolley with no bumps, okay?
Yeah.
[laughs]
Okay? I need you to practice wheeling around the trolley.
Um, I believe you do deserve a suitcase.
I think it is your right to get a suitcase, and I think you can put in it what you want.
But Dad might have to just double-check what you put in that suitcase, Evie.
[laughs]
Yeah.
Doesn't necessarily mean he can take stuff out.
He can just make suggestions.
Would you be okay with that?
Yes.
Okay.
And this is, this is the big one that I think Dad might be okay with here.
Every time, Evie, that you leave the suitcase in the airport or if you ask him to do it, he gets to take out one thing from your bag.
Yeah.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Oh, what case would Judge Bex have?
Order in the courtroom.
Uh, in the case of the case with Evie and Matt, this is quite tricky.
Um, Evie is a bookworm like I am, so of course I'm a little bit more biased towards Evie, obviously.
But I feel like we should have some, uh, some parameters here.
So first of all, Evie, I think you've gotta earn that case.
So I need you to go to the supermarket with your dad next time and be in charge of the trolley with no bumps, okay?
Yeah.
[laughs]
Okay? I need you to practice wheeling around the trolley.
Um, I believe you do deserve a suitcase.
I think it is your right to get a suitcase, and I think you can put in it what you want.
But Dad might have to just double-check what you put in that suitcase, Evie.
[laughs]
Yeah.
Doesn't necessarily mean he can take stuff out.
He can just make suggestions.
Would you be okay with that?
Yes.
Okay.
And this is, this is the big one that I think Dad might be okay with here.
Every time, Evie, that you leave the suitcase in the airport or if you ask him to do it, he gets to take out one thing from your bag.
Yeah.
Is that okay?
Yes.
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