Aug 16, 2026 · 20 min · 16 segments
It's a heatwave outside the Judge Bex chambers, and court reporters Lauren and Connor are just hoping the air conditioning holds up for two brand new cases... First up, Abigail is taking her mum to…
Of course, Abigail, I'm glad you brought this case to my court, because this is ridiculous.
Now, I have, I have two problems here.
Um, it's the burping, and it's the lack of apologizing.
That's, that's my main issue, mum.
And Mum, do you accept these charges?
Yes, Judge Bex.
I accept the charges.
That will stand you in good stead.
Thank you very much.
Uh, now, Abigail, thank you for bringing this court case to me.
I'm very, very grateful for it.
I believe here that we need a few answers, a few tweaks in the system.
So first of all, Mum-
Yes
... uh, I need you to do some breathing exercises for me, because you said you're gulping down too much air.
So I think you need to learn how to, uh, how to drink and how to breathe, basically.
I think you need to do some calming exercises.
I basically agree.
Mum, also, I'd like you to cut down on coffee-related drinks, please.
No, anything.
She-
I need my coffee
... she's addicted to coffee.
I just need my two coffees in the morning, please.
No.
Of course, Abigail, I'm glad you brought this case to my court, because this is ridiculous.
Now, I have, I have two problems here.
Um, it's the burping, and it's the lack of apologizing.
That's, that's my main issue, mum.
And Mum, do you accept these charges?
Yes, Judge Bex.
I accept the charges.
That will stand you in good stead.
Thank you very much.
Uh, now, Abigail, thank you for bringing this court case to me.
I'm very, very grateful for it.
I believe here that we need a few answers, a few tweaks in the system.
So first of all, Mum-
Yes
... uh, I need you to do some breathing exercises for me, because you said you're gulping down too much air.
So I think you need to learn how to, uh, how to drink and how to breathe, basically.
I think you need to do some calming exercises.
I basically agree.
Mum, also, I'd like you to cut down on coffee-related drinks, please.
No, anything.
She-
I need my coffee
... she's addicted to coffee.
I just need my two coffees in the morning, please.
No.
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