Misdemeanour Gang Tattoos And The Trolley Problem

So you're into jaywalking, which I would not describe as light.

Well, it depends, I suppose.

If I'm doing it, I'm doing it accidentally.

I don't see the car coming.

I'm crossing the road, and there's a car coming, and that's probably considered jaywalking.

Oh, no, wait.

Is jaywalking the one where you cross the road at a place where you're not supposed to cross the road? Oh, that's right.

Well, I cross the road wherever I consider it safest for me to cross.

Well, perhaps you do it differently.

Perhaps your real crime stuff is about cyclists who cross the pedestrian crossing with the pedestrians, and then they swerve in front of the pedestrian just as they're getting to the other side and don't give a shit.

That's a true crime.

Now I know it's probably not a...

Technically it's not a crime, it's an offense, or in some countries it's called a misdemeanor.

It's called something you should get at least a slap for.

You should at least get a slap for something like that.

I know you'll call it a misdemeanor.

You'll call it an offense.

I know that's not a crime in the sense that you go into prison and they put you in the crossing the road incorrectly on a bicycle section with all the other crossing the road incorrectly on a bicycle people.

And if you're in there for a year, you learn all of the tricks, and you're never coming out of that gang then.

You'll probably get tattoos.

I think that'd be the most likely time I'd get a tattoo in prison.

If I was going to get a tattoo in prison, I wouldn't get it if I was in for murder.

I wouldn't want to be permanently identified or tagged as a murderer.

So I presume if I did get tagged as a murderer while I was in prison, if I did get permanently tattooed or tagged as a murderer, it would not be by choice.

Someone would be forcing me into this.