Aug 31, 2026 · 3 min · 4 segments
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He obviously likes you.
I think he considers you his protege.
He's 19 months older than me.
He gave you that watch.
That has to mean something.
Let me see it.
You don't understand the way men think.
So you have to wear an expensive watch.
What do you lose by playing into his vanity a little?
Only my dignity.
I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic, can you?
While they drive the empty old Montauk Highway back to their home in Manhattan, a fateful alert comes over the radio.
This is the emergency broadcast system.
What the fuck? How far are we from the city? 45 minutes? Should
we look
for a
place we can hide or something? We're going home.
Desperate to make it to safety, the couple is pushed into an escalating sequence of hard choices and terrifying outcomes.
Ellen, you need to be realistic about what's happening here.
It's war.
It's every man for himself.
War? Since when? A missile is war.
Maybe they're bombing the city and we should be going in the other direction.
Fuck that shit.
We're going home.
Don't leave the road or no fucking deal.
How many times do you want to almost die tonight?
This is the last time, Ma, I swear.
I can't see dead feet in front of
us.
Old Montauk Highway, starring Jan Barford, Betsy Brandt, Tom Cox, and Max Fitzpatrick.
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He obviously likes you.
I think he considers you his protege.
He's 19 months older than me.
He gave you that watch.
That has to mean something.
Let me see it.
You don't understand the way men think.
So you have to wear an expensive watch.
What do you lose by playing into his vanity a little?
Only my dignity.
I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic, can you?
While they drive the empty old Montauk Highway back to their home in Manhattan, a fateful alert comes over the radio.
This is the emergency broadcast system.
What the fuck? How far are we from the city? 45 minutes? Should
we look
for a
place we can hide or something? We're going home.
Desperate to make it to safety, the couple is pushed into an escalating sequence of hard choices and terrifying outcomes.
Ellen, you need to be realistic about what's happening here.
It's war.
It's every man for himself.
War? Since when? A missile is war.
Maybe they're bombing the city and we should be going in the other direction.
Fuck that shit.
We're going home.
Don't leave the road or no fucking deal.
How many times do you want to almost die tonight?
This is the last time, Ma, I swear.
I can't see dead feet in front of
us.
Old Montauk Highway, starring Jan Barford, Betsy Brandt, Tom Cox, and Max Fitzpatrick.
