May 28, 2026 · 59 min · 10 segments
Ring lights make us irrationally angry, and somehow that turns into a full-blown deep dive on coffee science, coffee myths, and why the internet can’t stop being weird about both. We’re joined by Han…
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Oh, well, Rob, you've been to my streams.
Like it-
You know, you know all about Literal Chaos.
Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna do a coffee company-
But yeah, it's-
... you might as well have fun with, like...
Do you do other, the ones where, like, you have fun with the name and whatnot?
So we, we, we have, uh, three roasts right now because-
Okay
...
the fourth one got discontinued.
That was C- Procrastination Delayed.
It was our light roast.
And then we had Imagine Caffeine for the decaf, and then Attention Deficit-
I like that
...
O Coffee for the dark roast.
ADOC.
O Coffee.
Oh.
Okay.
I have discovered something with coffee.
Hmm.
I don't like dark roasts.
I fir- I think that was one of the things when I was younger I always tried do- dark roast.
Oh, well, Rob, you've been to my streams.
Like it-
You know, you know all about Literal Chaos.
Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna do a coffee company-
But yeah, it's-
... you might as well have fun with, like...
Do you do other, the ones where, like, you have fun with the name and whatnot?
So we, we, we have, uh, three roasts right now because-
Okay
...
the fourth one got discontinued.
That was C- Procrastination Delayed.
It was our light roast.
And then we had Imagine Caffeine for the decaf, and then Attention Deficit-
I like that
...
O Coffee for the dark roast.
ADOC.
O Coffee.
Oh.
Okay.
I have discovered something with coffee.
Hmm.
I don't like dark roasts.
I fir- I think that was one of the things when I was younger I always tried do- dark roast.
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