improv4humans with Matt Besser
Aug 27, 2026 · 1 hr 6 min · 13 segments
Music guest, is the folk punk legend Patrick Schneeweis with his latest band, Friends In Real Life, with new songs inspiring scenes of secret places vs secret holes; poets vs scientists for dates…
Patrick SchneeweisGuest
Matt BesserHost
Ryan RosenbergGuestBrett MorrisHost
Now, I, I've been listening to this album most the summer, and that first verse was different than the other verses.
He killed a man and told some lies, but who am I to judge? In a secret place I've been a warlord and a surf instructor." [laughs]
"But in my clearer moments all I did was love him." So, is, are, have you been a surf instructor, Patrick?
Uh, I, those were two sort of archetypes in my mind of like very chill, easygoing would be a surf instructor-
... and then the sort of darker parts of my personality would be a warlord, so.
I, I, uh, I understand that I do look like, um, the, the, uh, ar- artist's rendering of the, of the man you're looking for, but I swear, officers, it's not me.
Usually when our suspects have a beard, you know, they can all kinda look alike with the beard, and I was like, nah, it's just the beard that's making us-
Now, I, I've been listening to this album most the summer, and that first verse was different than the other verses.
He killed a man and told some lies, but who am I to judge? In a secret place I've been a warlord and a surf instructor." [laughs]
"But in my clearer moments all I did was love him." So, is, are, have you been a surf instructor, Patrick?
Uh, I, those were two sort of archetypes in my mind of like very chill, easygoing would be a surf instructor-
... and then the sort of darker parts of my personality would be a warlord, so.
I, I, uh, I understand that I do look like, um, the, the, uh, ar- artist's rendering of the, of the man you're looking for, but I swear, officers, it's not me.
Usually when our suspects have a beard, you know, they can all kinda look alike with the beard, and I was like, nah, it's just the beard that's making us-
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Patrick Announces New Album
Patrick announces the album's title for fans
Why Art Matters Most
Patrick explains why art matters during crises
The Poet Hates Dogs
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