Jun 22, 2026 · 2 hr 2 min · 13 segments
"I answered him that… I, as Captain-General of these provinces, was waging a war of fire and blood against all who came to settle these parts and plant in them their evil Lutheran sect... For this…
If you haven't checked out the first, you may want to do so, or you are an unconventional person on the side.
Even though I say this is an episode about the French Wars of Religion, today we are going to be primarily outside of France.
Actually, halfway across the world, as the European Wars of Religion, as part of their Death, Destruction, and Damnation World Tour, do a brief stop in the Americas.
Today's story is packed with pirates, mutineers, and scores of people killing each other in the name of Jesus.
I'm willing to bet that if I were to tell you that this episode will focus on the people who came to the area that would become the United States to flee religious conflict in Europe and create a society according to their version of Christianity, most of you would probably think of the Pilgrims and Plymouth Rock in 1620.
Our story is indeed about the first Protestants in North America, but it predates the Pilgrims stepping off the Mayflower by 56 years and the settling of Jamestown of Pocahontas fame by 43 years.
One random British guy briefly shows up in our story, but they play no leading role in our tale.
So why, you may wonder, did this story probably not make an appearance in your history textbooks? I don't have a good answer for that.
Is it because most history books in US have a heavy Anglo bias and this episode involves primarily French and Spaniards? Is it because it ends with a bloody massacre? I'm honestly not sure.
What I am sure of, though, is that this is the tale of the first religious conflict between European nations within the boundaries of what will later become the United States.
And that it led to the creation of the oldest continuously occupied European settlement in, again, territory that will become US.
May take us a little bit to get there since we have to start in Europe and place this within the context of the French Wars of Religion, but that's where we're heading.
If it's not too weird to say, considering that so far in the first episode of this series we've run into major religious clashes, massacres and political assassinations, Europe was still in a state of relative political equilibrium at this time.
After all, attempts by England, France and others to expand their territorial control over other areas had ended in disaster.
If you haven't checked out the first, you may want to do so, or you are an unconventional person on the side.
Even though I say this is an episode about the French Wars of Religion, today we are going to be primarily outside of France.
Actually, halfway across the world, as the European Wars of Religion, as part of their Death, Destruction, and Damnation World Tour, do a brief stop in the Americas.
Today's story is packed with pirates, mutineers, and scores of people killing each other in the name of Jesus.
I'm willing to bet that if I were to tell you that this episode will focus on the people who came to the area that would become the United States to flee religious conflict in Europe and create a society according to their version of Christianity, most of you would probably think of the Pilgrims and Plymouth Rock in 1620.
Our story is indeed about the first Protestants in North America, but it predates the Pilgrims stepping off the Mayflower by 56 years and the settling of Jamestown of Pocahontas fame by 43 years.
One random British guy briefly shows up in our story, but they play no leading role in our tale.
So why, you may wonder, did this story probably not make an appearance in your history textbooks? I don't have a good answer for that.
Is it because most history books in US have a heavy Anglo bias and this episode involves primarily French and Spaniards? Is it because it ends with a bloody massacre? I'm honestly not sure.
What I am sure of, though, is that this is the tale of the first religious conflict between European nations within the boundaries of what will later become the United States.
And that it led to the creation of the oldest continuously occupied European settlement in, again, territory that will become US.
May take us a little bit to get there since we have to start in Europe and place this within the context of the French Wars of Religion, but that's where we're heading.
If it's not too weird to say, considering that so far in the first episode of this series we've run into major religious clashes, massacres and political assassinations, Europe was still in a state of relative political equilibrium at this time.
After all, attempts by England, France and others to expand their territorial control over other areas had ended in disaster.
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