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Heist

Heist

Second Career

Aug 25, 2026 · 48 min · 11 segments

We're pivoting! After a decade-plus in the security biz, Art Cop walks away from it all to...find that work-life balance? Pursue her true passion? Take on a role that aligns with her values? Did she…

We're pivoting! After a decade-plus in the security biz, Art Cop walks away from it all to...find that work-life balance? Pursue her true passion? Take on a role that aligns with her values? Did she make a terrible mistake? Should she have listened to Grandpappy Art Cop who warned her never to quit a job without having another already lined up? Will she regret last episode's impulsive decision? Should we stop asking questions? Should we listen to the episode now???

We're pivoting! After a decade-plus in the security biz, Art Cop walks away from it all to...find that work-life balance? Pursue her true passion? Take on a role that aligns with her values? Did she…

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Speakers: Art CopHost

Top entities: Earth×8 Tahiti×5 Francis Bacon Walla Walla NASA×2

Show signals: SuitabilitySafeBiasNot politicalAudience≈3k followers

Farm Cop's Trial Run1:21 – 5:07

1:21

Okay, Farm Cop, you can do this.

1:23

It's just like an Easter egg hunt, minus the candy, plus the possibility of salmonella, E. coli, and other pathogens that cause foodborne illnesses.

1:33

Excuse me, ma'am, I'm just going to reach under you and take this egg.

1:38

[chicken squawks] Ouch, she pecked me.

1:41

Ooh, that hurt.

1:43

Code three.

1:44

Code three.

1:45

Officer down in the chicken coop.

1:47

Suspect is a Rhode Island Red, approximately two to three years old, with a murderous gleam in her beady little eyes.

1:55

Confirm backup is en route.

1:57

Repeat: code three.

1:59

Send in SWAT.

V

Voice ActorVoice Actor

2:01

Farm Cop, you okay?

2:03

I'm dying.

2:05

Stay back.

2:06

I probably have rabies.

V

Voice ActorVoice Actor

2:08

You've got egg on your face.

2:10

Oh, that's been there for days, ever since I lost the mayoral election and flew the coop.

V

Voice ActorVoice Actor

2:16

Phew, you must have really ruffled some feathers.

2:19

Well, that happens when you take on graft and corruption.

2:22

Turns out villains are in vogue.

2:25

Felons are fashionable.

2:27

Our mayor-elect is tres chic, a diva with a personal vendetta against me.

V

Voice ActorVoice Actor

2:32

So you hightailed it to the sticks.

2:34

I put all my eggs in one basket, so to speak.

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95%5 mentions
Francis BaconEntityFictional character
91%1 mention
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88%1 mention
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66%1 mention
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Character DevelopmentEntertainment > Comedy > Humor > Satire
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Identity CrisisPolitics > Political Campaigns > Election Outcomes > Public Perception
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Farm Cop's Trial Run1:21 – 5:07

1:21

Okay, Farm Cop, you can do this.

1:23

It's just like an Easter egg hunt, minus the candy, plus the possibility of salmonella, E. coli, and other pathogens that cause foodborne illnesses.

1:33

Excuse me, ma'am, I'm just going to reach under you and take this egg.

1:38

[chicken squawks] Ouch, she pecked me.

1:41

Ooh, that hurt.

1:43

Code three.

1:44

Code three.

1:45

Officer down in the chicken coop.

1:47

Suspect is a Rhode Island Red, approximately two to three years old, with a murderous gleam in her beady little eyes.

1:55

Confirm backup is en route.

1:57

Repeat: code three.

1:59

Send in SWAT.

V

Voice ActorVoice Actor

2:01

Farm Cop, you okay?

2:03

I'm dying.

2:05

Stay back.

2:06

I probably have rabies.

V

Voice ActorVoice Actor

2:08

You've got egg on your face.

2:10

Oh, that's been there for days, ever since I lost the mayoral election and flew the coop.

V

Voice ActorVoice Actor

2:16

Phew, you must have really ruffled some feathers.

2:19

Well, that happens when you take on graft and corruption.

2:22

Turns out villains are in vogue.

2:25

Felons are fashionable.

2:27

Our mayor-elect is tres chic, a diva with a personal vendetta against me.

V

Voice ActorVoice Actor

2:32

So you hightailed it to the sticks.

2:34

I put all my eggs in one basket, so to speak.

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