Public Poop

All right, let's get into this goddamn show, huh? Taylor and Travis are parading around.

Uh, they went to the Cleveland Cavaliers game, uh, I think it was last week, maybe last Saturday.

Um, you know, Cleveland Cavaliers got swept by the Knicks.

Um, and it's so fitting that the Knicks are going to the finals with the first year with Mayor, uh, Mamdani.

It's just, it's, it's like, it, it's like watching a movie.

The things he's doing for that city, and now in his first year as mayor, they're going to the finals.

They haven't done that since 1999.

I mean, if you're in New York City, you're lucky, bitch.

You got a mayor who's working for you, who's changing your lives.

He's fixing potholes.

When's the last time your city did that? You ever just bring up potholes to your city and they go, "Fuck off.

We're, we're building a data center.

You, you won't care about the potholes when you don't have water to drink.

Calm down." Uh, but yeah, th- New York City deserves it, man.

But Taylor Swift and Travis, they went to a Cleveland Clavi- Cavaliers game.

They were representing Cleveland, 'cause that's how cool they are.

[laughs] They've...

You know, I forget that Travis is from Ohio.

I mean, that's...

So Taylor, you know, she's gonna marry a man from Ohio at the end of the day, and that's really fun to think about.

Do you think when, when Taylor Swift was a, a kid or even a teen, that she'd be like, "One day, when I'm in my 30s, I can't wait to marry a man from Ohio"? Do you think that was in her? It's very funny to think about.

Like, she's a, she's a global superstar, and the man she's marrying comes from Ohio.

No, no offense to Ohio.

I live in Kentucky.

I'm right there with you, Ohio.