Jul 23, 2026 · 2 hr 10 min · 11 segments
Thanks to his tough elven biology (and a few helpful gifts from Tavern apothecary Gerald), Rey is back on his feet and ready to spin a new tale from the wonderful world of Warhammer Age of Sigmar!…
Ray? Buddy? You feeling better? Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Where is the warp stone?
I found some stash that daddy didn't take, so here you go.
Maybe that'll help clear your sinuses right up.
Or burn them.
Where the fuck? Oh my god, it's like smelling salt.
Oh, I'm awake.
Why did I just lose half my body weight?
Oh, that's good.
That's good, Alfred.
Why am I dealing with this, Gerald?
We think we know what happened.
It's related to our newest patron, but more on him later.
Yeah, you got hit with it real bad, and I kind of had to make some executive decisions, so the tavern's a little quiet right now.
That's probably for the best.
Loud noises are not gonna be great for my head right now.
It's just like a hangover and like, you know what? Let's just leave it.
I lost half my body weight.
And my voice for a little bit there.
That was the worst.
You know how difficult it is to soothe yourself with the calming of your own voice?
thought that
part.
What the fuck was that? Ugh.
Yeah, I might have forgotten to kick out a few of our long-term tenants, but that's okay.
They're locked up in their doors.
Hey, Alfred, make sure the bars over their doors are still good.
Absolutely, sir.
Yeah,
that's not good.
Oh, my.
They're not prisoners.
They're VIPs.
Exactly.
I have no control over whether our business partner installed a bunch of chain racks and stretching tables.
Oh, my.
Well, remember, we have to pay a leaving fee of $15.
It's not our fault that most people leave here with $12.
Oh, hang
on.
Well, I, for one, am glad you were feeling a lot better.
I was going to be honest.
I was kind of worried for a good bit.
Look, I felt fantastic when I had that medicine.
Okay.
I was able to understand things that I did not realize before.
And it was fantastic.
But once again, I could not communicate.
So
did you achieve that state of chin? Because I made some I had to make some I had to make some unsavory deals of echo for that for that medicine.
So
it was I honestly don't know what he put in there was some sort of sugar from space, but it was great.
Good.
And I
got one
more gift for you to help you better if.
Hey, Alfred, do you have the thing for Ray? Coming right away, sir.
Yes, let me get the scroll.
Here you go, Master Rayway.
A particular tune called a Song of Healing.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Something I kind of nicked off of a guy named Link.
I don't know.
It looked interesting.
Maybe you could play it on your loot and that'll heal things up a little bit quicker.
You know what?
That's a great idea.
Where the hell is my bow? Well, I don't have an ocarina, so I got to do what I can with the loot.
That's fine.
I think that
translates well.
Wait, those highlands still owe me fucking money, too.
Well, I mean, OK, wait a second.
That that Deku tree fucking I need to go see him when when I'm feeling even remotely better.
He has.
Yes, that guy's my dude.
Didn't you smoke a few of his seedlings or something like that?
Wait.
Oh, yes.
Huh.
That's awkward.
Hey, Alfred, I think Ray's getting back up to spirits.
I think we can open up the tavern now, because I'm hearing a lot of banging on the doors.
I didn't know we had that dedicated of a customer.
Wait, no, wait, that's not
banging, that's scratching.
Wait, that's scratching.
Oh, no. I'll
get the door right away,
sir.
Ah!
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to have Fuzz repair him.
Oh, no.
Well, his frame's pretty strong, honestly.
I would hope so.
That Necrodermis thing is pretty, uh...
Should be able to handle a Croxigor of corn.
Well, if it's self-repairing, Toasty can just keep using it as a chew toy as long as he wants, so...
But that's not Alfred's purpose.
Oh, no! Well,
no, but, like, would you rather him bite you? I think Toasty is...
What's a Necrodermis?
It's,
uh, it's, uh...
It's compensating
for something.
Yeah,
yeah, that's a good answer for that.
Um, yeah, I think Toasty has other intentions for me, but that's, it's still undesirable.
I
see.
Lovely.
Well, it seems like we're all back together again.
How lovely.
Yes, welcome back, cousin.
I am beginning to
feel
significantly better.
Oh, I'm glad my presence can do that for you.
Okay.
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