Sep 10, 2026 · 2 min · 3 segments
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About 25 years ago, I woke up in the middle of the night and this phrase was running through my head.

The next morning, I looked at what I'd scribbled and thought, what the hell does that mean? So I made myself a cup of tea and somewhere between the first sip and the second, the idea became clear.
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About 25 years ago, I woke up in the middle of the night and this phrase was running through my head.

The next morning, I looked at what I'd scribbled and thought, what the hell does that mean? So I made myself a cup of tea and somewhere between the first sip and the second, the idea became clear.