Sep 7, 2026 · 1 hr 3 min · 11 segments
Continuing to explore the swamp, the pirates stumble upon another resident, and after information is dispensed, so too is violence. Afterwards, the pirates finally find the rumored witch and discover…
[upbeat music] Hello, everyone, and welcome to Goonies World.
I am Loonycorn, also known as Lynn, and with me tonight is Mr. Johnny Pharaoh, also known as Sean.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
And Mr. Goonie, also known as Colin.
Hey there.
And Mr. Mini, also known as Ryan, who's muted.
Oh, fail.
He has been muted by the internet gremlins.
But, um, now I'm not.
Well-
So, hello.
[laughs]
Well, hello to you, too.
And, uh, yeah, we're playing Pirate Porg again tonight, so I guess more like, "Hello, ten har, ta, har."
Har.
Har.
Har, har, har.
Yeah, you know, all pirates have that accent.
They, every single one.
Yes.
No matter where they're from, you know? I guess some of them might sound sort of Jamaican, but...
We're not even gonna recap.
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[upbeat music] Hello, everyone, and welcome to Goonies World.
I am Loonycorn, also known as Lynn, and with me tonight is Mr. Johnny Pharaoh, also known as Sean.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
And Mr. Goonie, also known as Colin.
Hey there.
And Mr. Mini, also known as Ryan, who's muted.
Oh, fail.
He has been muted by the internet gremlins.
But, um, now I'm not.
Well-
So, hello.
[laughs]
Well, hello to you, too.
And, uh, yeah, we're playing Pirate Porg again tonight, so I guess more like, "Hello, ten har, ta, har."
Har.
Har.
Har, har, har.
Yeah, you know, all pirates have that accent.
They, every single one.
Yes.
No matter where they're from, you know? I guess some of them might sound sort of Jamaican, but...
We're not even gonna recap.
