Kim's Not That Nice

Think Kim's sweet as pie? Think again. When Kim unearths a letter from her emo boyfriend in 1994, she finds clear evidence that she, too, can be cold as ice. Also, she's really sorry about that. Lori is told she has no chance with Robert, weeps into a journal about it and then berates herself later. Drama at the H.O.R.D.E Festival, what it means to be grown up, and do we look like our names or no? Welcome to Generation Artax.   - Lori's never heard of the word "gams" - Kim goes to the Horde Festival and hurts her emo boyfriend's feelings - Kim reconciles with her poor behavior; self-flagellation ensues - Do we actually know who we were? Or are we just remembering whatever makes us look good? - Lori has a breakdown freshman year when her stereo breaks - Let's talk light coverups for the office - Lori bought a couple clothes. She owns, in fact, several clothes. - In 1991 Lori literally weeps onto her journal, points out the tear stains, and then later accuses herself of being such a dork - Wisdom from Ferris Bueller about ass-kissing - Lori wants a When Harry Met Sally Relationship - Lori has no chance with Robert - There aren't actually many unique human experiences. - You're grown up when you have a husband, but you're really grown up when you have an ex-husband - Go ahead ask us how old we are, also stop complaining about how old you are - How long have humans had access to hot showers? - UNRELATED: What name do you get that isn't your name, also what names do we look like? Visit our website: www.generationartax.com and join our mailing list for the latest information on the podcast.