If you ever asked yourself, "When DID Lori get to third base," this episode is for you. Did she like it? Spoiler alert: No. Though we can't be sure, because Lori admits she has committed lies of omission. Also: If you take someone's virginity, do you get to keep it? Also: mammograms were designed by men, April Fools is traumatizing, and Terri indulges a jealous fantasy. It's time to travel to the Land of 1000 Dances. Welcome to Generation Artax.
- Pomp and circumstance makes kim cry
- Lori's never worn a cap and gown
- Lori got a mamo
- Bad design: sirens and mamo machines
- 15 yo Lori doesn't think she'll have sex before marriage b/c of her self developed morals
- Lori admits she lies in her journal, lies of omission
- fingering
- lori has no idea how to give a handjob and there was no Google
- Lori thinks third base is a lie and conspiracy theory
- the 11-minute challenge
- you can take the virginity you just can't KEEP the virginity
- Terri indulges a jealous fantasy
- We are not fans of April Fools b/c it's rude and trauma-inducing and pranks are mean
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