Need furniture assembled? Call Lori. She's got IKEA-level IQ. Also, they shouldn't call it a blow job because the term is misleading for beginners. Kim cuts her foot up real bad, Lori works on her memory, Terri writes Kim a letter in 1988 that sounds as if it's from overseas. By the way, does anyone remember Splashdance? Welcome to Generation Artax.
Also in this episode:
- Lori's IQ says she's good at assembling furniture
- Moving our dad to assisted living
- Why do they call it "blow job" - Kim took it literally
- They shouldn't call it a blow job, because that was confusing
- Kim breaks glass with her foot
- Kim's higher self tells her to abort mission on her first bj
- Lori works on her memory
- City dogs are better than suburban dogs
- 1988 Letter to Kim on her 12th birthday
- The secret catholic retreat we can't talk about
- First rule of Church club
- UNRELATED: Which album do you know every word of?
- Terri pretends she knows all the words to Aladdin, but def doesn't
- Kim literally still listens to Debbie Gibson
- We remember Splashdance and no one else does (prove us wrong!)
- Are cats secretly laughing at us in an evil way?
