284. Jenga Crash
Aug 14, 2026 · 29 min · 9 segments
You can't look away! Bruises upon bruises! Some free. Some not.
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Tristan SartorisHost
Aug 14, 2026 · 29 min · 9 segments
You can't look away! Bruises upon bruises! Some free. Some not.
Tristan SartorisHost
Full of smiles, full of fun, um, but as many smiles as I got off, I also got off a lot of miles, all right? So the body, again, is just, [imitates explosion] just, [imitates flatline] just gone.
And not only that, but in the preseason, there's something special about, um, just all the rookies, the exciting new characters.
You're like, "Where, where all these different people come?" And it's not even just the players, but different announcers, commentary, even the refs, and everybody's making mistakes.
We're constantly trying to figure it out and go, "Okay, now we've got a professional here." Not today, of course, but eventually.
I don't want to see that." But some of you sickos, you guys can't look away from that.
But me, dude, I'm gonna be honest, nothing, nothing is more polarizing or captivating when somebody pulls that thing out and they think, they think the game's gonna keep going.
They, "One more block." [imitates explosion] Never in my life have I gone, "Oh, I can't look away.
I gotta see it." So hopefully, dude, hopefully that this podcast carries the same amount of, you know, captivating dysfunction, okay? The kind of dysfunction that you can't look away from.
It's not necessarily bad, but it's enough that you go, "Whoa, that's not supposed to happen." And, um, you know what? What more can you do but, uh, stare, all right? And people say it's impolite to stare, but I'd argue[clears throat] I wouldn't argue.
Full of smiles, full of fun, um, but as many smiles as I got off, I also got off a lot of miles, all right? So the body, again, is just, [imitates explosion] just, [imitates flatline] just gone.
And not only that, but in the preseason, there's something special about, um, just all the rookies, the exciting new characters.
You're like, "Where, where all these different people come?" And it's not even just the players, but different announcers, commentary, even the refs, and everybody's making mistakes.
We're constantly trying to figure it out and go, "Okay, now we've got a professional here." Not today, of course, but eventually.
I don't want to see that." But some of you sickos, you guys can't look away from that.
But me, dude, I'm gonna be honest, nothing, nothing is more polarizing or captivating when somebody pulls that thing out and they think, they think the game's gonna keep going.
They, "One more block." [imitates explosion] Never in my life have I gone, "Oh, I can't look away.
I gotta see it." So hopefully, dude, hopefully that this podcast carries the same amount of, you know, captivating dysfunction, okay? The kind of dysfunction that you can't look away from.
It's not necessarily bad, but it's enough that you go, "Whoa, that's not supposed to happen." And, um, you know what? What more can you do but, uh, stare, all right? And people say it's impolite to stare, but I'd argue[clears throat] I wouldn't argue.
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