Jun 19, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min · 11 segments
Jesse left us alone and we didn't have adult supervision so this is the episode you get. I will not apologize for the regional food discussion at the beginning, that's probably the most you've ever…
Maybe, uh, could be Russian spies
[laughs] I, I don't think I have anything that the Russians would be after.
Right? Isn't that a thing people say?
The, uh, the Welsh, though.
I'm on their hot list.
[laughs] Yeah, the Wel- the Welsh spies are getting after you, truly.
And the reason they're so good at their jobs is because that's people's reaction.
[laughs] [upbeat music] My, uh, one of my very good friends is moving to, uh, out your way.
Yeah.
Whereabout, do you know?
I don't.
Somewhere in the vicinity, I think.
I, I don't have specific details.
He moves in, like, a m- like, just over a month already.
Well, there's a lot of, uh, a lot of shit out here, so.
Yeah.
He, uh...
I think he met a girl online.
Oh, [laughs] that's a good reason to move.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they've, like, met many times in person and stuff, so, like, it's not, like... 'Cause I told my dad that, and his first answer was, like, "Is he getting scammed?" And I was like-
[laughs]
... "No, I don't think so."
That means he probably is [laughs] if he doesn't think so.
[laughs] Yeah.
Before I...
He's going to fucking Naperville or something.
Okay, fine.
He was in my, he was in my wedding party.
He lives in Rochester, New York.
Wow.
If you know anything about Rochester.
I don't, and-
Yeah, you shouldn't
...
I'm not sure I would like to.
[laughs]
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