Sep 30, 2026 · 2 hr 46 min · 16 segments
In this actual play of Trashkin, Queenie, Arthur and Zed find themselves on an island off the coast of St. Lumiere, where an auction for a very rare item is about to take place. Our intrepid heroes…
Arthur 331PanelistBefore we start the adventure, we'll first summarize the mechanics of Trashkin.
We are Trashkin, half human, half animal that eats out of the trash, or at least that's how the ultra-wealthy sees us.
Audacious is a stat for when we impress, threaten, or convince people, and for when we cast ludonechromantic spells.
Cunning is the stat we use when we remember, discern, use any technology, and cast Bin Wizardry.
If we roll under our relevant stat, we succeed at what we're trying to do.
If what we're trying to do is especially difficult, we roll two dice and keep the higher, worse result.
When we hit someone in combat, we roll the damage dice our specific type of trash can has and do that much damage.
For example, Raccoon can do a D6 of damage and Pigeon can do a D4 of damage.
The second stat, hit points, is how much damage we have to do to hit the enemy to take them out.
We have a copper coins equal to 5 plus our big or quick score, whichever is higher.
We can use these copper coins to bribe the universe, which means we can discard coins before we roll to reduce our dice result by one per copper spent.
Here is the bin wizardry table.
Before we start the adventure, we'll first summarize the mechanics of Trashkin.
We are Trashkin, half human, half animal that eats out of the trash, or at least that's how the ultra-wealthy sees us.
Audacious is a stat for when we impress, threaten, or convince people, and for when we cast ludonechromantic spells.
Cunning is the stat we use when we remember, discern, use any technology, and cast Bin Wizardry.
If we roll under our relevant stat, we succeed at what we're trying to do.
If what we're trying to do is especially difficult, we roll two dice and keep the higher, worse result.
When we hit someone in combat, we roll the damage dice our specific type of trash can has and do that much damage.
For example, Raccoon can do a D6 of damage and Pigeon can do a D4 of damage.
The second stat, hit points, is how much damage we have to do to hit the enemy to take them out.
We have a copper coins equal to 5 plus our big or quick score, whichever is higher.
We can use these copper coins to bribe the universe, which means we can discard coins before we roll to reduce our dice result by one per copper spent.
Here is the bin wizardry table.
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