Aug 26, 2026 · 2 hr 46 min · 14 segments
In Gates of Krystalia, Queenie, Sofia, and Stewart rescue mad beasts, free trapped beastkin, and expose a professor's son's illicit soul-magic experiments poisoning the reservoir.
Sophia YangGuestQueenieGuestAnyways, you all start on a bridge with a new, freshly painted sign pointing to Crystallia.
The landscape across from you on the other side of the bridge is beautiful and idyllic, rolling plains with tall glasses, grasses.
The early morning sun shines on you, warm and inviting.
It had been a little while since your last truly intense mission, so you've gotten time to rest and take a break.
All the missions so far have been pretty banal, so you got to take it easy for the last couple weeks.
Today, you all came to the guild hall bright and early to try to get one of the interesting jobs, and you found one.
So you think.
One of you is holding the flyer of the job you chose.
Who is holding it, and how do you all feel about being up and starting a job at, like, 8 a.m.?
Bees are early risers, so we're fine.
We've already been awake for quite a while.
Oh,
That's fair.
I appreciate that.
But you're a steward, and God, you're the coolest wizard ever.
So, you know, it's fine.
I was just going to say, I think I'm going through the typical teenage growth spurt.
Anyways, you all start on a bridge with a new, freshly painted sign pointing to Crystallia.
The landscape across from you on the other side of the bridge is beautiful and idyllic, rolling plains with tall glasses, grasses.
The early morning sun shines on you, warm and inviting.
It had been a little while since your last truly intense mission, so you've gotten time to rest and take a break.
All the missions so far have been pretty banal, so you got to take it easy for the last couple weeks.
Today, you all came to the guild hall bright and early to try to get one of the interesting jobs, and you found one.
So you think.
One of you is holding the flyer of the job you chose.
Who is holding it, and how do you all feel about being up and starting a job at, like, 8 a.m.?
Bees are early risers, so we're fine.
We've already been awake for quite a while.
Oh,
That's fair.
I appreciate that.
But you're a steward, and God, you're the coolest wizard ever.
So, you know, it's fine.
I was just going to say, I think I'm going through the typical teenage growth spurt.
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