Aug 27, 2026 · 47 min · 13 segments
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Dylan CarlinoHostJoshPanelistArielleHostIf I was a girl, I'd run the city.
Kissin' boys in the street, hiking up my mini.
Back in high school, would've been the girl to beat.
Football player's number on my cheek.
Cheating on him with his best friend, Pete.
Small town moms calling me fast, but I rode him slow in the backseat.
It would've been a blast.
Feeling girly and surely you know all of this is made up.
'Cause I'm just a gay guy who's a little high, feeling a little girly.
Feeling a little girly.
Everybody knows-
I'm Dylan Kurlowe, your host, your, your king, your andr- I don't think I'm androgynous.
Mm-hmm.
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If I was a girl, I'd run the city.
Kissin' boys in the street, hiking up my mini.
Back in high school, would've been the girl to beat.
Football player's number on my cheek.
Cheating on him with his best friend, Pete.
Small town moms calling me fast, but I rode him slow in the backseat.
It would've been a blast.
Feeling girly and surely you know all of this is made up.
'Cause I'm just a gay guy who's a little high, feeling a little girly.
Feeling a little girly.
Everybody knows-
I'm Dylan Kurlowe, your host, your, your king, your andr- I don't think I'm androgynous.
Mm-hmm.
