Thank you.
Thank you.
I like not knowing what's going to happen.
I like making memories.
Sometimes I do all this crazy around my colleagues just so that they can tell their friends I did it.
But rather than talk about myself, just briefly, I want to just talk about my genre.
Stand-up comedy.
I don't think any other country could produce this many comedians.
And unbeknownst to many people in this audience, I don't think there's opinion that it exists in this country that is not represented in a comedy club by somebody.
Each and every one of you has a champion in the room.
We watch you guys fight.
But when we're together, we talk it out.
I know comics that are very racist, and I watch them on stage, and everyone's laughing, and I'm like, that mother means that.
Don't get mad at them, don't hate them.
We go upstairs and have a beer, and sometimes I even appreciate the artistry that they paint their racist opinions with.
Man, it's not that serious.
The Second Amendment is just in case the first one doesn't work out.
We got to let some air out of the bowl, man.
The country's getting a little tight.
It doesn't feel like it's ever felt in my lifetime.
So tonight, I am honored that my colleagues are here in comedy.
and in music.
And I want everyone in America right now to look at me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I like not knowing what's going to happen.
I like making memories.
Sometimes I do all this crazy around my colleagues just so that they can tell their friends I did it.
But rather than talk about myself, just briefly, I want to just talk about my genre.
Stand-up comedy.
I don't think any other country could produce this many comedians.
And unbeknownst to many people in this audience, I don't think there's opinion that it exists in this country that is not represented in a comedy club by somebody.
Each and every one of you has a champion in the room.
We watch you guys fight.
But when we're together, we talk it out.
I know comics that are very racist, and I watch them on stage, and everyone's laughing, and I'm like, that mother means that.
Don't get mad at them, don't hate them.
We go upstairs and have a beer, and sometimes I even appreciate the artistry that they paint their racist opinions with.
Man, it's not that serious.
The Second Amendment is just in case the first one doesn't work out.
We got to let some air out of the bowl, man.
The country's getting a little tight.
It doesn't feel like it's ever felt in my lifetime.
So tonight, I am honored that my colleagues are here in comedy.
and in music.
And I want everyone in America right now to look at me.
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