Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.

Welcome to Election Profit Makers, your guide to winning and losing money on cryptic crosswords and current events.

My name is David.

I'm joined on the line by John.

Hey, buddy.

Hello, hello, and welcome, and a big welcome back to-

What's up?

...

Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, who has returned to the Senate to do the people's business.

Friends, if you haven't had a chance to see the newly rejuvenated and refreshed Mitch McConnell, he has never looked stronger and more vital.

He is fleet of foot and very expressive, very reactive to stimuli like lights and, uh, sounds.

And, um, I really have egg on my face.

I was sure that he was dead or brain dead, but he is truly a vital presence once again in the Senate.

Welcome to Election Profit Makers, your guide to winning and losing money on cryptic crosswords and current events.

My name is David.

I'm joined on the line by John.

Hey, buddy.

Hello, hello, and welcome, and a big welcome back to-

What's up?

...

Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, who has returned to the Senate to do the people's business.

Friends, if you haven't had a chance to see the newly rejuvenated and refreshed Mitch McConnell, he has never looked stronger and more vital.

He is fleet of foot and very expressive, very reactive to stimuli like lights and, uh, sounds.

And, um, I really have egg on my face.

I was sure that he was dead or brain dead, but he is truly a vital presence once again in the Senate.