Oct 2, 2026 · 2 min · 3 segments
The last novel in the St. James St. James series is out now! This is the final book in the "Romance Novels For Dudes" saga. If you like Naked Gun, this is even... nakeder. That's not a word. Just…
I'm St. James Street James and I'm going to the moon.
Who are
the other two guys I'm going up with? Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong.
Really? Fuck.
I hate those guys.
I mean, Neil, what the fuck are you gonna say is your first words on the fake moon landing? It's one small step for a man,
one giant leap for mankind.
That's it? That's fucking gay.
We're
killing the
feed.
Over.
Who the fuck are you, hombre?
St. James Street James.
Welcome home, sir.
You're a real American hero.
The ladies love you out there.
There's sex.
Excuse me.
Stanley Kubrick? Why are you tugging on your dong and filming me? I thought we were meeting at the studio to film the new moon landing tomorrow.
Drugs.
I'm St. James Street James and I'm going to the moon.
Who are
the other two guys I'm going up with? Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong.
Really? Fuck.
I hate those guys.
I mean, Neil, what the fuck are you gonna say is your first words on the fake moon landing? It's one small step for a man,
one giant leap for mankind.
That's it? That's fucking gay.
We're
killing the
feed.
Over.
Who the fuck are you, hombre?
St. James Street James.
Welcome home, sir.
You're a real American hero.
The ladies love you out there.
There's sex.
Excuse me.
Stanley Kubrick? Why are you tugging on your dong and filming me? I thought we were meeting at the studio to film the new moon landing tomorrow.
Drugs.
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