So way, way back, way back, I think it was in biology or something, like a biology lab, there were these little insects that we had to murder for the sake of science.
And then
that got me into, so when encountered by a bug in your house, bathroom, whatever, who gets to live and who does? So you are the death squad, you know, chairman of the board.
So, like, if you saw an ant walking around your kitchen counter.
Dead.
Dead?
Dead.
Dead.
Spider.
I don't mind spiders.
Dead.
Why can they live? Why can a spider live?
Little tiny little things, dead.
Really?
This morning I had a little spider crawling up the wall that had like this little white thing attached to
it.
It was its
eggs.
So I
picked them both up and put them out on the front porch.
Oh, you're too good.
Dead.
I
felt bad.
All
So way, way back, way back, I think it was in biology or something, like a biology lab, there were these little insects that we had to murder for the sake of science.
And then
that got me into, so when encountered by a bug in your house, bathroom, whatever, who gets to live and who does? So you are the death squad, you know, chairman of the board.
So, like, if you saw an ant walking around your kitchen counter.
Dead.
Dead?
Dead.
Dead.
Spider.
I don't mind spiders.
Dead.
Why can they live? Why can a spider live?
Little tiny little things, dead.
Really?
This morning I had a little spider crawling up the wall that had like this little white thing attached to
it.
It was its
eggs.
So I
picked them both up and put them out on the front porch.
Oh, you're too good.
Dead.
I
felt bad.
All
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